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Deadbolt - Truck Driving S.O.B. lyrics
Two antique dealers in a SUV, proceeded to cut me off I followed them downtown to one of them…artists lofts one of the guys came to the door, he said "Hi, you must be Mitch" I said "no". I punched him in the teeth and said, "I'm a truck driving son of a bitch" aw yeah.. Truck driving son of a bitch Truck driving son of a bitch Chain smokin', baby chokin' Truck driving son of a bitch The new waitress she gave me the eye at Greasy Bob's come on in Took her home to a honkey-tonk, next thing we're checking into the Spring Days Inn in the morning she says I love you Hank, then she starts to twitch. I said sorry baby, gotta go, 'cuz I'm a truck driving son of a bitch. I'm a truck driving son of a bitch I'm a pill-poppin', mutton chop wearn’ truck driving son of a bitch A chicken fried, steak eatin' truck driving son of a bitch A five dollar shower, nudie girl happy hour truck driving son of a bitch Drinkin' beer at my favorite bar, the Chrome Nudie Girl Inn Truckers don't like shuttle bus drivers and a slew of them walked Rather drink with a smokey bear and get the hemorrhoid itch Me and Bob beat the shit out of them 'cause I'm truck driving son of a bitch Truck driving son of a bitch I'm a truck driving son of a bitch A sideburn wearin', redman chewin' Truck driving son of a bitch Thema and Lousie hatin’ Truck driving son of a bitch Truck driving son of a bitch Truck driving son of a bitch Chain smokin', CB jokin' truck driving son of a bitch I'm a truck driving son of a bitch come on over and slap me in my face cuz Im a truck driving son of a bitch I'm a truck driving son of a bitch Gear shiftin', chicken lickin' truck driving son of a bitch Hey I thought you where a girl with all that hair. Where you goin' boy? Hey dude. I'm goin' to a folk festival in Aspen! Oh yeah, no kiddin'? Get the fuck out of my truck. [truck drivin son of a bitch] |
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