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Composer: Lunachicks

Lunachicks - Bitterness Barbie lyrics



Why must I stand on my toes?

Perfect smile and skin tight cloths

Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with

A stamp on my ass

Little girls worship me,

but that'll come to pass

But at last....

I'm turning over a new loaf

I'm eating dry toast

I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet,

I have cellulite

Bitterness Barbie, sge ain't smiling

Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling

Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging

Bitterness Barbie, ass is dragging

What if I had a mastectomy?

Would they buy a one titted barbie?

With wiskers, clogged up pores

You know they'd take me out of the stores

Kids don't like me, moms are mad,

I'm going off the market cause I look so sad.

Female pattern baldness befell

Barbie wigs so no one can tell

A barbie with age spots, well I never

vericose veins would sure be clever

"Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today

Shave my toes and back today

Imagine If my eyes were crossed

Or If my hair was grey and course

With a sneer on my face

And a stain in my panties

A hairy crotch, an extra nipple!

I'm turning over a new loaf

I'm eating dry toast

I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet

I have cellulite

Crying tears of Crisco grease

Was I a beauty?

Am I a beast?
Songs list of album: Jerk of All Trades (1995)
         Title Rating
01   Drop Dead lyrics   -
02   Fingerful lyrics   -
03   FDS lyrics   -
04    Light as a Feather lyrics Add lyrics   -
05    E.D.G.A.R. lyrics Add lyrics   -
06   Dogyard lyrics   -
07    Buttplug lyrics Add lyrics   -
08   Bitterness Barbie lyrics   -
09    Deal with It lyrics Add lyrics   -
10    Brickface + Stucco lyrics Add lyrics   -
11   Jerk of All Trades lyrics   -
12   Spoilt lyrics  
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13    Ring + Run lyrics Add lyrics   -
14   Fallopian Rhapsody lyrics   -
15   Insomnia lyrics   -
16    Why Me lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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