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Composer: Marc Shaiman, Trey Parker

South Park - The Lonely Jew on Christmas lyrics



It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas

My Friends won't let me join in any games..

And I can't sing Christmas songs

Or decorate a Christmas tree..

Or leave water out for Rudolph

cos there's something wrong with me..

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..

I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,

That Santa passes over my house every year?

And instead of eating Ham

I have to eat Kosher LATKEES..

Instead of Silent Night

I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..

And what the fuck is up

With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?

I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..

I'D BE MERRY, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,

You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..

But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad

'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas

You don't have to deal with the season at all..

You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity

You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..

And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap

And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!

That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..

It's a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Songs list of album: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics (1999)
         Title Rating
01    Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo: Early '50s Recording lyrics Add lyrics   -
02   Merry Fucking Christmas lyrics   -
03   O Holy Night lyrics   -
04   Dead, Dead, Dead lyrics   -
05    Carol of the Bells lyrics Add lyrics   -
06   The Lonely Jew on Christmas lyrics   -
07   I Saw Three Ships lyrics   -
08    It Happened in Sun Valley lyrics Add lyrics   -
09   O Tannenbaum lyrics   -
10    Christmas Time in Hell lyrics Add lyrics   -
11    What the Hell Child Is This? lyrics Add lyrics   -
12    Santa Claus Is on His Way lyrics Add lyrics   -
13   Swiss Colony Beef Log lyrics   -
14    Hark! The Herald Angels Sing lyrics Add lyrics   -
15   Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel lyrics   -
16   The Most Offensive Song Ever lyrics   -
17   We Three Kings lyrics   -
18    Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas lyrics Add lyrics   -
 

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