I'm losing my hair
and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
of an overweight lady

But I need a young thang
to keep up with my pace
to hold me in her arms
and take me straight to second base.

I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us
(Sing it Chad for me)
I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us

Oh yeah, calculus...

Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether

(Rap):
Girl, algebra, trigonometry
can never equal up to what you do to me
so, let's integrate
don't differentiate
If you were in my class
there's ain't no way I could pass
I hate English, gym
and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
not even philosophy can ever come between us
but we will always have our calculus.

I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us
I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us

Calculus, calculus
Go go go go go
Ooh baby, oh lord
U + Me = Us

Well I've never been good at history
and I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2
and I kicked ass on the test about me and you

I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us
I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us

U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us

Oooh
Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether, sing it

I know my calculus

I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us
Say I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us

Calculus

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