[Chorus]
I've been so many places
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills
I climbed mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple hills

[Eminem]
Cool, calm, it's like my mom
With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeve
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 people
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a chick
And lost the foster kids
This room makes me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb stuff start happenin'
Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house doin' mass amounts
To the women in the thongs with thier asses out
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is crashing out
Help me get her on the couch 'fore she passes out

[Kon Artist & Kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help Denaun
He's upstairs wrestling wit Elton John
Hey Von, you see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be Tums the Ex-lax is gone
Ya I took them all on with some parmesian
And I think my arm is gone
Yo, it's probably numb
Young, Dumb and full of cum
And I think he's 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
Think I'm about to die when I just got off
Stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy on some new shit
I think I did too much
I think I got the runs
Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums
Watch out HERE it comes!

Chorus

[Hook]
Dirty Dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[Proof]
Hop hills
Hills I hop
Hop two hills
On stilts I walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was Incredible I killed the Hulk
I wanna roll away Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when I'm old and gray
I'm a go for broke
And okey doke
Pack up my nose with soap
(cough cough cough)
Am I suppose to choke
Had an accident when the Trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
I won't pay child support
(It's your baby!)

[Swifty]
I down four shots at one time
I don't need chasers when I'm swallowing mine
You got any room
Bizarre hatch back
We can't go far
Cuz the car has flats
Why the hell you people think I rap?
Because my mother taught me
How to breach contracts
And if you got cash
Then hide it soon
(Swift, chill) I'm just tryin to get by like you! (eww!)
And I don't give a damn if they find me rude (uh-huh)
Me, Crew, the hell with you too (uh-huh)
I only need three blunts and I'm cool
I just got some and I'm goin back soon
Chorus

[Bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking at a babe
Like she want it
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Looney, crazy, chirpy, sexy, dopey, head guy
Whipped cream, dirty mattresses
Wanna try
Blue hills, golden seals
Got Bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Chick I'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty girl
You know you want me in your world
Ladies, please don't fight
Bizarre's here all night!!!

Chorus

Hook

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